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| 11:12am 25/12/2004 |
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raaah. tis wicked early to be up during christmas break... sooo i wrote a christmas poem this morning... tell me what ya think!!
I awoke this morning but not from a clatter,
It was actually the urge for some brownie batter.
I walked back to my room, no presents or tree,
Thinking of all the jew jokes I heard last night, for FREE.
No presents under the tree or stockings with care,
But when I woke up (again) there was a message there.
From Joyous Ol’ Molly saying “wake up you,
Yeah you, O’Brien, you silly ol’ jew.
It’s 10:45, time to do that thing you do,
Check the movie listings and have Chinese foo”
So now I’m up, and I don’t know why,
Because its only 11:00 and I don’t really have to be up and I’m pissed.
i hope everyone has an amazing christmas and is satisfied with their presents <3
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| 12:43am 11/12/2004 |
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| You scored as Jewish. You are a Jew.
You understand that there is something basically missing in the teachings of religion and so-called Jewish | | 90% | Catholic | | 75% | Christian | | 70% | Cult | | 60% | Anarchist | | 30% | Buddhist | | 20% | </td>
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would you expect anything else? good. |
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| trip down memory lane, ehhh? |
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| 11:06pm 23/11/2004 |
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mood:  thoughtful
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A spork is to forkish to spoon out a bowl.
A spork is to spoonish to fork a steak whole.
To eat with a spork is hard and demanding.
It requires some patience and some understanding.
Clearly a spork has no place on a table:
To call a spork "cutlery" is a mislabel.
But some love the spork bunches more than a smidgen:
To them it becomes just about a religion.
But what can explain this sporky duality
Of popularity and impracticality?
If we can't really use the spork to go dine,
Perhaps it's their use in interior design.
Or maybe the shape? So curved and so sleek,
A spork really has an impressive physique!
Fine music-maker not to mention back-scratcher,
Finger-nail cleaner and rainy-drop catcher,
Catapult, weapon, and earrings and more,
A spork really has an impressive rapport.
Now we agree that the spork is worthwhile
(The spork is so useful and so versatile)
I guess you now know why I'm enthusiastic
Whenever I think of this creature of plastic. |
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| 09:16pm 07/11/2004 |
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mood:  high
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What kind of disease are you?
melissa: | melissa is caused by monkeys.
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melissa disease turns one into a goth.
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MONKEYDANCEE. right sb?
btw im only high because the face is all changing. its making me dizzy now. |
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| 08:11pm 17/10/2004 |
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mood:  rejected
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i know im weird. but why the hell do i get the teacher? oh well. at least he wins best smile BABYYYYY.
took another one that said what my suicide note would be... "theres just one less heart to break." HOW FREAKING METAPHORICAL?!?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. |
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| 04:25pm 11/10/2004 |
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mood:  enthralled
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you all know im hot shit. or not. but according to THIS i totally wear all the best outfits. totally. like oh my god. |
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| im back to writing me poems |
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| 08:12pm 29/09/2004 |
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mood: surprised
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In the garden of Eden walked Adam,
alone and a trifle forlorn.
For he hadn't a miss or a madam,
and he whimpered every morn.
"What's the matter with you?" said Jehovah
"I've given you Eden you know,
and now that you've looked the place over,
I thought you'd be rarin' to go."
"That's all very well, " muttered Adam.
"but there isn't a soul except me,
and talking out loud is a tad 'um -
eccentric, don't you see?"
So the Lord God thought for a second.
Then he said, "Okay, just for you,
I'll make up a mate, for I reckon
that will give you something to do."
Now Adam was really excited,
and asked what this mate would do,
and as God explained, he was delighted,
at the promise of somebody new.
For his new mate was planned to get dinner,
and to cook and to sew up his clothes,|
She would make sure he didn't get thinner
and wash up as well I suppose.
She would bear him some fine sons and daughters,
and never wake him in the night
would take care of the beasts for the slaughter,
and never talk back in a fight.
She would love him with passion unceasing,
and never complain of an ache,
she would iron his shirts, never creasing
the cuffs, as she baked him a cake.
She would be such a model of virtue
that Adam could never complain,
and God said, "She never will hurt you,
or cause you one second of pain."
"Oh God," said our Adam, ecstatic
"what shall I call this wondrous mate,
and what will she cost, I'm emphatic
I must have the best going rate."
"This woman," said God, "that I bring you
is Eve, the mother of all,
The woman that your kids will cling to,
and the one that will come to your call.
"As for what she will cost, she's a jewel,
and a bargain at this special price,
for to you I couldn't be cruel,
and I know you will heed my advice.
"To you, as my special creation,
I offer you this generous rate -
just an arm and a leg your donation.
You couldn't do better, hey mate?"
Quite taken aback, Adam pondered,
then said with a bit of a grin.
"Well what would I get, I just wondered,
if a rib instead I threw in."
The rest of the tale is just history,
for they closed that deal right away,
so it's why we girls are a mystery
to every bloke even today.
Don't blame it on us, Mister Adam,
when you were the cheapskate in Eden.
For every missus and madam |
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| 09:02pm 25/09/2004 |
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mood:  quixotic
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the two female leads are emma and lucy.
lucy seems cooler, but emma seems so *nice*
read this explanation:
http://www.coreknowledge.org/CKproto2/resrcs/lessons/01_7_Jekyll%20.pdf
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| 09:13pm 22/09/2004 |
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today sucked.
this week SUCKED.
this is what i didn't miss about school while i was sick. ze preSSUREEE and wanting to do so much that i cant do. like amnesty <33333333333333333333333333333333333. i feel like i let her down by not being able to do it because i REALLY want to support it as much as i can.
i did shitty on my chem test. and i got a question RIGHT BUT DR MORIN THE SENILE CANADIAN marked it wrong. so i went to talk to him and he said that my scientific notation was wrong. BUT THE ANSWER 30 HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF SIG FIGS AS .03 x 10^3. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAMN HIMSOMUCHIAMGOINGTOSENDHIMBACKTOTHEFARMINCANADAWHEREHECAMEFROM.
and then cast lists. 1st call back ever for west side story.
and then shitty tennis lessons where i was stuck with 3, count them, 3 pubescent 6th graders who talk about how hard school is for them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
i feel like doing something drastic that does not consist of chopping off any body parts or getting anything else pierced.
or getting crabs from mark.
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| 04:52pm 10/09/2004 |
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SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UPDATE...
its very weird. extremely. and depressing. but im happy to be back..
i still feel a little on the outside. but thats aokay with me.
club fair today rocked. we chased around little freshman to make them join mock trial. they will join it. THEY ALL WILL MUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
p.s. boys suck at asshole. but they're good at pokemon aka markus. |
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| 05:42pm 21/08/2004 |
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wow. i haven't updated in a really long time. why has it taken so long?
its been extremely difficult trying to enter back into the world after being sick for so long... months and months...the isolation was unbearable... all work and no play makes ( melissy a dull girl )
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| molly + me |
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| 06:31pm 24/05/2004 |
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mood:  bouncy
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Klayinvadors: i just answered a call form the rep. nat. commitie on behalf of dad
Klayinvadors: Republican national comittie
Klayinvadors: and i said "sorry, he's not a republican anymore"
MelissKiss: ahahahahahhahahahahahah
Klayinvadors: mwahahahahahah
MelissKiss: WAIT WHO IS IT (who are you asking to sadie hawkins???)
MelissKiss: ___________
Klayinvadors: _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ (nickname for him)
MelissKiss: i was right
MelissKiss: lol
Klayinvadors: lol
MelissKiss: meanie
Klayinvadors: and he'll say yes, becaue i am just that hott
MelissKiss: ahyayayayayay
Klayinvadors: hot with 2 t's
Klayinvadors: i strongly think u should drop him a hint
MelissKiss: sure
MelissKiss: he's not online
Klayinvadors: ok,. when he's on
MelissKiss: hahaq okay
Klayinvadors: well double team him
Klayinvadors: i'll ask him, u'll get his reaction
Klayinvadors: PRICELISS!!!!
MelissKiss: yay :-D
MelissKiss: i'll be all like.
MelissKiss: i heard someone wanted to ask you to the sadie hawkins dance
Klayinvadors: yeah
MelissKiss: and he'll be all likje I HOPE ITS MOLLY SO SHE CAN SEX ME UP
Klayinvadors: lol
MelissKiss: and i'll be all like
MelissKiss: you bet your ass that fine bitch ho would ask you
MelissKiss: and he
MelissKiss: will be like
MelissKiss: fo sho my nigga
Klayinvadors: but the question is, will he be able to handle what i'm packin
MelissKiss: no one can handle that
MelissKiss: no one is READY for that jelly
Klayinvadors: lol
Klayinvadors: Bob couldn't
Klayinvadors: so he had to leave
MelissKiss: fo fuckin SHO!
Klayinvadors: i'm thinking torrid summer love
MelissKiss: i'm thinkin i want some spaghetti. |
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| 10:04pm 15/05/2004 |
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woah.
this is the first time i've updated in months.
so HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
hung out with molly tonight. it was rockin. and then we saw amanda d. and sortof... stalked little children.
"I'm stealing candy.
Is that like stealing your virginity?"
bruhaha.
maybe will go to the cast party for romeo and juliet so i can get exposure and see people who i haven't seen FOREVER.
chow much. |
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| 03:22pm 19/02/2004 |
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last night was gooooooood.
went out with joyce and sarabeth, as we dance to music in the car and watch how joyce almost hit a car going out of my street.
we went to the mall . and bought... stuff... as joyce and sarabeth try to make JOKES about how the guy from vans was all.. flirting.. ahahahah <3.
and then we stalked mark,guy, dave and quinn at applebees. and then tailgaited them for a really long time as they went around in circles not knowing where they were. and then we just sortof... went around aimlessly going to 7-11 almost getting kicked out and then b-f AGAIN watching HORRIBLE donughts. *alas*
highlights of the night: fishy faces, titty twister of chris in the back seat *tear*, and the spice girl singalong |
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| um. the one time i actually have intelligence. |
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| 06:36pm 12/01/2004 |
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There is an eternal, ever-present One Life beyond the myriad forms of life that are subject to birth and death. Many people use the word God to describe it; I often call it Being. The word Being explains nothing, but nor does God. Being, however, has the advantage that it is an open concept. It does not reduce the infinite invisible to a finite entity. It is impossible to form a mental image of it. Nobody can claim exclusive possession of Being. It is your very presence, and it is immediately accessible to you as the feeling of your own presence. So it is only a small step from the word Being to the experience of Being.
BEING IS NOT ONLY BEYOND BUT ALSO DEEP WITHIN every form as its innermost invisible and indestructible essence. This means that it is accessible to you now as your own deepest self, your true nature. But don't seek to grasp it with your mind. Don't try to understand it. You can know it only when the mind is still. When you are present, when your attention is fully and intensely in the Now, Being can be felt, but it can never be understood mentally.
To regain awareness of Being and to abide in that state of "feeling-realization" is enlightenment.
The word enlightenment conjures up the idea of some superhuman accomplishment, and the ego likes to keep it that way, but it is simply your natural state of felt oneness with Being. It is a state of connectedness with something immeasurable and indestructible, something that, almost paradoxically, is essentially you and yet is much greater than you. It is finding your true nature beyond name and form.
The inability to feel this connectedness gives rise to the illusion of separation, from yourself and from the world around you. You then perceive yourself, consciously or unconsciously, as an isolated fragment. Fear arises, and conflicts within and without become the norm.
The greatest obstacle to experiencing the reality of your connectedness is identification with your mind, which causes thought to become compulsive. Not to be able to stop thinking is a dreadful affliction, but we don't realize this because almost everybody is suffering from it, so it is considered normal. This incessant mental noise prevents you from finding that realm of inner stillness that is inseparable from Being. It also creates a false mind-made self that casts a shadow of fear and suffering.
Identification with your mind creates an opaque screen of concepts, labels, images, words, judgments, and definitions that blocks all true relationship. It comes between you and yourself, between you and your fellow man and woman, between you and nature, between you and God. It is this screen of thought that creates the illusion of separateness, the illusion that there is you and a totally separate "other." You then forget the essential fact that, underneath the level of physical appearances and separate forms, you are one with all that is.
The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly -- you usually don't use it at all. It uses you. This is the disease. You believe that you are your mind. This is the delusion. The instrument has taken you over.
It's almost as if you were possessed without knowing it, and so you take the possessing entity to be yourself. |
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| 08:55pm 02/01/2004 |
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i find something quite ridiculous.......
mr. nigel the crocoldile hunter DANGLES HIS LITTLE CHILD while playing with a crocodile. but there isn't much press about it.... why stress the big deal with michael jackson when, at the present time, some australian comes along and does it...and i dont even see it on the news... it makes me angry.
when its someone where previous controversy is so strong its alright and almost necessary to criticize them (not that i'm condoning his actions of hanging his child over the balcony like a marionette [however the slght was a tad out of proportion]) but when it comes to someone who is not as mainstream THENNNNN its alright to put your child in danger i guess.... nigel said that he did it because, and i quote, "he's one-month-old, so its about time Bob got out and di his first croc demo."
sounds like somebody needs someone shouldn't be a father, CRIKEY???
today was shit. i had been fasting since 7 o'clock last night until 4 o'clock today... and i couldn't drink from 8 in the morning until 4... and they took blood every half hour from that time and... another... test... yeah.. not saying cause its too much information. i saw dan rosen there cause he turned 18. but besides that... i felt so weak. i haven't felt like that in a while. so vulnerable...... OY. |
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